Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation
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“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
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HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
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I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
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